Diet advice to live by. <3
(via purdyparanoia)
(Source: ezrime)
Volaré [Touch the Sky] | Brave OST
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
Signal boost
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(Source: babylizard, via purdyparanoia)
The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.
(Source: iwasteyourprecioustime, via purdyparanoia)
So Delightful Online Cookbook
Have you checked out the new e-book “So Delightful: 50 Dairy-Free Recipes” from the makers of So Delicious? How about so awesome???
Here’s a sample of the recipes:
Oh, did I mention it is absolutely FREE? So amazing!
Awww yiss
(Source: veganfoody, via purdyparanoia)
